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EXCEPTIONAL Office: 570.587.9999 REAL ESTATE ERA One Source Direct: 570.313.9299 george.semian@era.com GEORGE SEMIAN Certified Residential Specialist Turn that frown upside down from the lack of sunshine over the past few weeks. I either have to turn Lana into a goat, or buy one to get the grass cut. Lana and I were walking down Spruce Street the other day in between the downpours on our way to the Honda for a last minute house showing. All of a sudden this jerk just had to beat the traffic light and hit one of the pot holes and soaked both of us with all of the filthy water that filled it. First of all isn't it May and don't you think that all of the potholes should be filled in by now? Now I have a wet smelly dog, soaked pants, shoes, probably underwear, and now I was late for my showing. BTW, there are two things e will NOT do her monkey business if I am holding an umbrella over her So I get to my showing and my clients are already there, but I covered myself by sending them a text message telling them that I was that Lana is afraid of and they are umbrellas and balloons 3 th rain covered pothol running 15 minutes l I told my clients about my experienc good laugh. I have told all of you in the past l make it a point to take off my shoes 90% of the time before entering a property I excited to finally take off my wet shoes, only to discover that I had two different color socks on and a damn hole in one of my toes Guess what Lillian, you will be a proud owner of a new sewing kit on Mother's Day. I made my clients take their shoes off as wel, and guess what Mr. Buyer had? Yes!! He had 2 holes in his socks so he was one up on me. The did buy the house, and my smelly Pooch received a puppy bath as soon as we arrived home. Now l have a smelly Honda which I will have to scrub if this rain ever INT gives us a break. Happy Mother's ay to all and don't forget your umbrella once again this WAVERLY ESTATE $1,299,900GLENBURN TWP. $1,199,999 GLENMAURA $579,9ekendonmng GLENMAURA $699,900 ROARING BROOK TWP. $459,900 WAVERLY $469,900 GLENMAURA $439,900 SOUTH ABINGTON $369,900ARCHBALD $349,900 ROARING BROOK TWP. $264,900 3 UNIT IN DUNIMORE $249,000 EXCEPTIONAL Office: 570.587.9999 REAL ESTATE ERA One Source Direct: 570.313.9299 george.semian@era.com GEORGE SEMIAN Certified Residential Specialist Turn that frown upside down from the lack of sunshine over the past few weeks. I either have to turn Lana into a goat, or buy one to get the grass cut. Lana and I were walking down Spruce Street the other day in between the downpours on our way to the Honda for a last minute house showing. All of a sudden this jerk just had to beat the traffic light and hit one of the pot holes and soaked both of us with all of the filthy water that filled it. First of all isn't it May and don't you think that all of the potholes should be filled in by now? Now I have a wet smelly dog, soaked pants, shoes, probably underwear, and now I was late for my showing. BTW, there are two things e will NOT do her monkey business if I am holding an umbrella over her So I get to my showing and my clients are already there, but I covered myself by sending them a text message telling them that I was that Lana is afraid of and they are umbrellas and balloons 3 th rain covered pothol running 15 minutes l I told my clients about my experienc good laugh . I have told all of you in the past l make it a point to take off my shoes 90 % of the time before entering a property I excited to finally take off my wet shoes, only to discover that I had two different color socks on and a damn hole in one of my toes Guess what Lillian, you will be a proud owner of a new sewing kit on Mother's Day. I made my clients take their shoes off as wel, and guess what Mr. Buyer had? Yes!! He had 2 holes in his socks so he was one up on me. The did buy the house, and my smelly Pooch received a puppy bath as soon as we arrived home. Now l have a smelly Honda which I will have to scrub if this rain ever INT gives us a break. Happy Mother's ay to all and don't forget your umbrella once again this WAVERLY ESTATE $1,299,900GLENBURN TWP. $1,199,999 GLENMAURA $579,9ekendonmng GLENMAURA $699,900 ROARING BROOK TWP. $459,900 WAVERLY $469,900 GLENMAURA $439,900 SOUTH ABINGTON $369,900ARCHBALD $349,900 ROARING BROOK TWP. $264,900 3 UNIT IN DUNIMORE $249,000